02/2016

02/2016#

I’ve exciting news for you – exciting because it will invoke schadenfreude: I splintered my iPhone screen :-)

First time in 9 years that it would’ve made sense for me to have a phone case.

Forgot the bloody phone in my jeans and when I hurled them off.. it flew to its death on the grounds of my bathroom.

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highland park 12

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who killed captain alex? (comedy is all about being so off-topic, in a manner very clearly apparent to the audience but not to the characters on stage)